King Tardy by Ithaka
MY NAME IS C.R.D.,
I'm the King of Tardy.
If I said,
"Be there by eight"
You never really know when,
You'll be lucky
If I make it by ten,
Cuz,
I gotta shower,
Shave,
Put on a tune.
If I said ten a.m., I'll try and make it by noon.
I'm the flakiest cat you ever did meet,
Just can't seem to get fast upon my feet.
Two hours late is early for me,
Like to take my time,
Dress to the Tee.
I'll make you late if you're coming along,
So just kick back, have a beer and a song.
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